Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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