Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
