Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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