GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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