I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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