btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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