scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
