Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
There's always time for handjobs
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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