im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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