I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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