You're so nebulous sometimes
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
