This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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