I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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