Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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