bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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