i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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