So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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