gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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