Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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