I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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