I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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