I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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