Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
They have beer where we have blood.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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