I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
Randomize
