i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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