I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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