i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
you had me at cake vodka
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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