I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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