therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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