Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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