no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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