UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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