if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
