She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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