your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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