I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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