Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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