I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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