a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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