Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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