If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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