just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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