I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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