I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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