38 yer olds are good kisserssss
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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