question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
