THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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