Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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