i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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