You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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